WORD

Cats are smarter than humans.

ketchupundmayo — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:49:03 +0000

I have just adopted a cat. Her name is Florence and she is 2 years old. A shy one, everyone told us. Very timid, takes time to get used to someone. “No problem”, I thought. We are two days in now, and I am utterly confused by her behaviour. She will hide in a corner, hide from you as if you’re going to harm her, but once you get to stroke her she purrs away. Leave her for one minute and she’ll hide from you again. Is this normal? I don’t know, but the strangest things happen when you leave her alone. Suddenly, she makes the house her own, sitting in the middle of the room and enjoying it, taking up the sofa, emptying the bins, that sort of thing. I think someone puts on a show here, don’t you? “Oh look at me, I’m so small and shy and I wouldn’t do anything, you can leave me alone if you want” BAM and she’s sitting on the sofa, leaving her hairs absolutely everywhere and playing princess.

Well, at least that’s one of my theories. What if she is genuinely terrified of humans? What if her previous owners did things to her I don’t even want to know about? Heartbreaking. But she’s a good cat, and you can’t expect one to be completely confident after just two days. Let’s give it some time. And buy a brush because she’s so goddamn hairy.

A short short story

ketchupundmayo — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:53:50 +0000

Once, there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn’t come to school. But when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said it was from when the car had smashed so hard.

(stolen)

Sword of the day

ketchupundmayo — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 10:49:00 +0000

Katana

Word of the day

ketchupundmayo — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:01:21 +0000

Mildew

Poster

ketchupundmayo — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:07:27 +0000

Snarg

ketchupundmayo — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 07:48:09 +0000

Brstm fallar, gshanddr myumm akka akka! Esla malka krimkri saaalp. Nanju nrrrr? Ik la erdolonba, rt? Gnajam walal. Eshhooooorio! Kajgar krshrsh.

Word of the day

ketchupundmayo — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:59:17 +0000

Froot Loops

(I know it’s two words but let’s not be too strict about that)

Home

ketchupundmayo — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:55:36 +0000

Where’s mine?

Thoughts

ketchupundmayo — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:56:02 +0000

So yesterday I thought of a great post and mentally noted exactly what I would say. Then I fell asleep. And now I can’t remember anything.

FRUSTRATION

And for this reason, I will now write down exactly what is in my head right now:
Gibberish gibberish bar-be-que Head and shoulders knees and toes knees and toes I must not forget that at 16:45 I’m meeting my friend OMG PANCAKES hold on it’s already nearly midday Midgets are so annoying, I mean mosquitos Where is my laptop charger?

Okay. That’s it.

Word of the day

ketchupundmayo — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:51:44 +0000

Insects